WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH SOMEONE WHO LICKS YOUR FACE?
I had a discussion about men and women today with a friend, we can call him S. And I have to say it was quite fascinating.
You know the lame pick- up lines that sometimes are a bit funny so you're like aaah ok, he tried, well done, I'll have a drink with him. Because after all, someone has to say SOMETHING so that you'll start talking. And lame can often be quite funny. However, S has found a way to go around all this. Recently, he saw a hot girl standing at the bar and he wasn't quite sure what to say, so instead he went straight up to her and.... licked her face.
Hm.
Ok, so this in itself is perhaps not so shocking (there are so many weird people out there, it takes quite a lot to really shock someone nowadays), BUT- two hours later he managed to get her home and into bed.
HOW??? HOOOOW????
His own theory is that, for the short second when the girl is shocked and not knowing whether she should slap him, laugh or run away, that's when he has his moment. So he can buy her a drink, and out of shock she will say yes. And then he will act normal, and out of confusion she will sleep with him. She will think that she manipulates him, but really, it's him who manipulates her into thinking that she is the one manipulating.
Hm.
Or, my theory is: our standards for men have finally sunk so low, that just someone doing SOMETHING is enough and puts him ahead of everybody else. It's like, finally, we're like "what the hell", that face- licker doesn't look to shabby after all.
Would you sleep with someone who licks your face?
Something tells me that Russel Brand could be a face- licker. But who knows?
You know the lame pick- up lines that sometimes are a bit funny so you're like aaah ok, he tried, well done, I'll have a drink with him. Because after all, someone has to say SOMETHING so that you'll start talking. And lame can often be quite funny. However, S has found a way to go around all this. Recently, he saw a hot girl standing at the bar and he wasn't quite sure what to say, so instead he went straight up to her and.... licked her face.
Hm.
Ok, so this in itself is perhaps not so shocking (there are so many weird people out there, it takes quite a lot to really shock someone nowadays), BUT- two hours later he managed to get her home and into bed.
HOW??? HOOOOW????
His own theory is that, for the short second when the girl is shocked and not knowing whether she should slap him, laugh or run away, that's when he has his moment. So he can buy her a drink, and out of shock she will say yes. And then he will act normal, and out of confusion she will sleep with him. She will think that she manipulates him, but really, it's him who manipulates her into thinking that she is the one manipulating.
Hm.
Or, my theory is: our standards for men have finally sunk so low, that just someone doing SOMETHING is enough and puts him ahead of everybody else. It's like, finally, we're like "what the hell", that face- licker doesn't look to shabby after all.
Would you sleep with someone who licks your face?
Something tells me that Russel Brand could be a face- licker. But who knows?
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