HYSTERICAL WOMAN
You know that you need some time off when:
* You've had spaghetti bolognese and Tacos for 2,5 weeks since there's only mince left in the freezer and there's NO money in your bank account.
* Your hair is flat and boring.
* The loose sweatpants feel like they're getting tighter.
* The last desperate attempts to get some work done before Christmas has resulted in you lying on the floor reading (since your back hurts too much plus you need some variation and "change of scenery").
* You almost fall asleep on said floor.
* Your Man calls and asks how you are. You say your fine. He says "I know you're panicking" and you have to admit to having had a quick cry in the pile of papers on the floor.
* You watch two seasons of The Apprentice UK. You consider changing path in life and perhaps going into the business sphere instead and apply to next year's The Apprentice since most of the contestants seem so lame that you might be able to win. Your Man reminds you that you're not interested in business at all. So you conclude that you have to continue reading the never- ending pile of legal articles.
The 21st of December at 12 I go on my Christmas break. THANK YOU. This hysterical woman needs to get her act together.
* You've had spaghetti bolognese and Tacos for 2,5 weeks since there's only mince left in the freezer and there's NO money in your bank account.
* Your hair is flat and boring.
* The loose sweatpants feel like they're getting tighter.
* The last desperate attempts to get some work done before Christmas has resulted in you lying on the floor reading (since your back hurts too much plus you need some variation and "change of scenery").
* You almost fall asleep on said floor.
* Your Man calls and asks how you are. You say your fine. He says "I know you're panicking" and you have to admit to having had a quick cry in the pile of papers on the floor.
* You watch two seasons of The Apprentice UK. You consider changing path in life and perhaps going into the business sphere instead and apply to next year's The Apprentice since most of the contestants seem so lame that you might be able to win. Your Man reminds you that you're not interested in business at all. So you conclude that you have to continue reading the never- ending pile of legal articles.
The 21st of December at 12 I go on my Christmas break. THANK YOU. This hysterical woman needs to get her act together.
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