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Despite having some difficulties walking after the morning’s boot camp I dragged my ass to a deluxe lunch with Linnea that lasted for 3.5 hours. I’ve missed her sooo! =D She’s one of those amazing people who manages to be absolutely scandalous, fabulous, intelligent and crazy all at the same time.

Hm, first I was going to write about some of the stuff that we talked about here… but I realized that I really can’t haha! But let’s just say that a large part of the lunch went to discussing men’s behinds (the perfect one is like two perfect scoops of ice- cream).

Went directly from lunch to have coffee with my BFF- granny! =D She’s the best. And she showed me the album of all the military men that she was dating when she was younger (I’ve seen it loads of times before, but they’re all super- hot so it doesn’t really matter).

When out for an evening walk I ran into the gossip girl (or rather gossip lady since she’s 60) of the village. Who obviously wanted to know everything about everyone. After a few minutes…

“So, who’s your boyfriend?”

“Oh I’m actually single!”

“But who bought you the necklace then?”

(Sometimes I wear a necklace that says “Adore”) “I bought it for myself! Since, well, I adore myself.”

“Oh…. What a shame, you should really get on it! The clock’s ticking! Don’t you want to have babies?”

“Well, I don’t really care if it’s ticking, I’m busy doing other stuff.”

“But you're 22 years old! The farmer’s son is single too! Why don’t I give him a phone call for you darling? You could live on his farm together! Wouldn’t that be great?”

(Get a sudden chest pain) “That REALLY isn’t necessary! I’m perfectly fine just as it is.”

“Well my darling, let me know if you change your mind. An opportunity like this doesn’t come around often! He won’t be there forever!”

Maybe I should give him a call after all. I mean, how else am I supposed to support myself? This is the sort of opportunity I've been preparing myself for for the last 6 years.