missfrifri

Ryanair. Why, why WHYYYY??? You always make me pay overweight (ok, sort of my fault but STILL!), you always yell at me at the gate (because I've been shopping in the tax free which makes my handluggage go over 10kg. But seriously, it's not FAIR of you to weigh it AGAIN right before I board when I've already gone through security! You BITCHES!), you took my coffee because you said I wasn't allowed to bring any hot drinks on the plane (WTF???), you almost killed me when you took off, you almost killed me when you landed.... Plus, the people you hire wear awful lipstick. It never ever goes with their skin colour. And sometimes they wear yellow or orange blusher.
I break up with you!

Would something like this be too much to ask?