MUMMY EVA: "I SEE EVERYTHING, I KNOW EVERYTHING"
Mummy Eva doesn't read my blog. So I'm just wondering- who of you guys told her that I'd eaten the Quality Street box that I was supposed to take home for Christmas? I asked her who the leak was, but she just gave me one of her badass smiles and said "I'm Mummy Eva. I see everything, I know everything."
Mummy Eva can be scary but is also fabulous in so many ways. She advised me to make myself a big cup of tea, some nice food and try to imagine that I'm in my "fabulous zone" even though really I'm just studying in my bed. She also said that I should use my hot pink sheets and go into a mindset where I feel smart and awesome. I'm gonna do that. Right now.
Mummy Eva can be scary but is also fabulous in so many ways. She advised me to make myself a big cup of tea, some nice food and try to imagine that I'm in my "fabulous zone" even though really I'm just studying in my bed. She also said that I should use my hot pink sheets and go into a mindset where I feel smart and awesome. I'm gonna do that. Right now.
This is Mummy Eva. She's the best Mummy ever.
(She's 53 by the way and almost looks younger than me. Biatch!)
(She's 53 by the way and almost looks younger than me. Biatch!)
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