MY FIGHT AGAINST THE LAW- ASS
Is it just me, or is there someone else who's struggling here?
Ok, this is the deal. When you have to study this much, it means that you have to sit on your ass quite a lot. And I imagine that this makes my ass go flat. Which nobody wants. Also, before exams last spring I came to a point where (to my study buddies Ellen, Dagny, Adamos and Marcus' amusement) started to get so much pain in my butt from sitting down that I had to 1. sleep on my stomach for a week 2. bring an "ass- pillow" to the library to sit on to be able to sit at all 3. take little walks around the QM campus every 45 minutes to get some kind of blood circulation going.
I don't want this to happen again. Therefore, I have a plan. I'm thinking that if I can add on some more muscle to my fabulous behind, make it a bit more.... meaty, perhaps that could prevent the law- ass syndrome (a flat butt) and me having to use an ass pillow once again.
In other words I've gone into some sort of squats- obsession. Wide squats, narrow squats, any kind of squats that I can think of. In May, I'll let you know if it worked.
Ok, this is the deal. When you have to study this much, it means that you have to sit on your ass quite a lot. And I imagine that this makes my ass go flat. Which nobody wants. Also, before exams last spring I came to a point where (to my study buddies Ellen, Dagny, Adamos and Marcus' amusement) started to get so much pain in my butt from sitting down that I had to 1. sleep on my stomach for a week 2. bring an "ass- pillow" to the library to sit on to be able to sit at all 3. take little walks around the QM campus every 45 minutes to get some kind of blood circulation going.
I don't want this to happen again. Therefore, I have a plan. I'm thinking that if I can add on some more muscle to my fabulous behind, make it a bit more.... meaty, perhaps that could prevent the law- ass syndrome (a flat butt) and me having to use an ass pillow once again.
In other words I've gone into some sort of squats- obsession. Wide squats, narrow squats, any kind of squats that I can think of. In May, I'll let you know if it worked.
"Paparazzi- picture" of me taken by Emma before my graduation (She alone took 524 pictures on my graduation day. Can you imagine anyone more committed?? <3<3<3)
Me and Emma (my little sister) on a beach run in Italy this summer. Or well, on a beach- pose before the beach run =P
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