"DON'T DROP ME ON MY HEEEAD, I REALLY NEED MY BRAIN!"
Me and My Man decided that some sort of food intake was in order. Although there were X nr of KFC's, McDonald's and other food shops around eeeverywhere, we felt that Subway was the right thing for us (a Swede never says no to good meatballs). We decided to do it the easy way- walking 3 km (yes, I was in heels, and yes we checked online the day after to see how long it was) from Edgware Road/ Marble Arch down to Tottenham Court Road/ Holborn to get Subway. OMFG. Me being in a, eh, happy place after My Man's Mojito's, I was simply too tired/ happy/ angry/ confused to get the message across that "I WANNA TAKE THE F*CKING BUS!!!" (Although stopping every 10 metres, sobbing while laughing at how much my feet hurt, swearing in Swedish and trying to sit down on benches along the road would, for most people, have sufficed to convey that message.)
After we'd finally reached our final destination- Hackney- My Man simply couldn't take Miss FriFri's confused and slow pace any longer. So he simply decided to throw me over his shoulder (can you see Miss FriFri dangling, one shoe on foot, other shoe in hand, red handbag held and dangling down from other hand) and carry me home. Miss FriFri in worried tone: "Please don't drop me on my head, I really need to use my brain for my future career! And I'm too short and chubby to become a model!"
Ah, what a night. And oh, what a morning... =S
Oh- and the fat dress ended up being too big, just as it should be- thank God! Lol Instead I wore this one from Lipsy that my brother and sister got me as a graduation present. Aww I miss the Dahlqvists <3<3<3








THE OPPOSITE OF GETTING INTO YOUR "SKINNY JEANS" IN THE BACK OF THE CLOSET...
But before that..... Cleaning. And reading. I think I'm going to treat myself with some articles on the ban of religious symbols in schools, such as the veil. Should be some very interesting reading... FriFri gone wiiiild ;D

MY HAIRDRESSER'S LIFE PHILOSOPHY
Ise (the Spanish Flatmate) thinks my nails are too much. I think they're juuuust right. More is more, if you ask me ;)

- Frida, you don't even realise- I'm moving to this aaaaawesome new house with my girlfriend, it's like a proper Playboy house. Totally pimp.
- So what does your girlfriend think about it?
- Oh, she doesn't technically know yet.
- What do you mean?
- Well, I kind of showed her pictures of another house. The playboy house will be a surprise.
- Sean...
- Mm I know. By the way, WHY do you really do what you do?
- Let's not do this...
- Seriously though, do you realize how much you're gonna have to work? I mean, in proportion to how much you can earn at the most, it probably wouldn't even be worth it. Have you really thought your life through?
- Shut uuuuuup! I actually like what I do, I want to make a difference and actually help people and change things for the better.
- Yeah. How noble of you. That sounds completely realistic.
- cnaksmsxmsx,sx.
- So, Frida, what's your step by step?
- Step by step to what?
- To getting rich.
- Eum, I mean, I don't exactly have all the details drawn out yet.
- What, so you just wanna get rich?
- Well, yeah.
- FRIDA, you have to have a step- by step! This is how you do it...
Was offered to stay for a longer lecture by Sean called Sean's Life Philosophy. Unfortunately I had to go to an actual human rights lecture. Sean's life lectures are always very interesting.
Oh, and ladies! Remember that when men present their theories, tell them that they're right. First, because otherwise they won't ever shut up. And second, because it's funny to see how happy they get and thump their chests. You know, just like monkeys do.
EGO DAY
My plan is to go from this...


PREZZO
To round my day off nicely, I waited for FIVE HOURS for the extra Law Teacher's class at 6pm (which I take voluntarily, although I don't have to, and although it doesn't count towards my final grade- you know, just to spice my life up. Make it more sparkly.) only to find a note on the door saying that it was cancelled. Thus had to make my way back home through London rush hour for nothing. Ooooh. Patience. Push throught he pain. Breathe in. Breathe out. Have a doughnut.


IT'S ALL ABOUT KEEPING YOUR CHANGE IN YOUR BRA AND LECTURING STRANGERS ON RADICAL FEMINSIM
* Talking to Mavra properly for the first time in ages <3
* I found an eyeshadow that I forgot I owned.
* In the early morning hours I told Mavra dirty details that might've permanently scarred her for life. But it was still worth it.
* At some point I thought that it'd be a good idea to put all my change in my bra since it'd be "safe." I was very happily surprised at 3.30 in the morning (since I'd already forgotten about my new invention). Fran (who was sleeping in the room next door) was probably also delighted by the sudden very loud noise of coins falling all over the floor.
* We all ate our burgers/ chips to quick and had to take some fresh air before we went on the bus. That's what happens when you're greedy.
* Do you all happen to remember one of my earlier blog posts from sometime in July about men who hit on women by licking their faces? Well. I can now confirm that this has happened to me. On my way to the ladies' room a guy licked my face- in fact, it was very similar to a dog. Since I heard about this phenomenon I've always wondered how I would react if it ever happened to me. Now I know. In fact, I turned around, made the guy excuse himself and then started saying things like (inspired from the reading I'd done during the day) "it's because of people like you that women are still objectified, this is a typical exampel of male domination! Do you understand that??? Do you???" And then finishing off nicely with "just so you know my boyfriend is 2 metres tall." Oh dear.
* Cuddling Ise on the bus back home.





TONIGHT IT'S JUST ME AND THE DOUGHNUT(S)...
Got nauseous on the bus. Got stuck in traffic. Bus journey that's supposed to take 30 mins instead took 75. Had to walk the last bit and was 40 mins late for class. Had a successful meeting with my supervisor for my dissertation and an even more successful lunch with Sissel. (I had sausage and mash, variation is KEY.)
My gym- plan worked: I do find that the best way to get frustration out is to go crazy on the treadmill/ crosstrainer until you feel a bit dizzy. Which, if you're feeling about as fit as I felt today, should take about 3,5 minutes. During weight training I start planning a salad for dinner. Then I started having weird fantasies/ daydreams about cheese and avokado. And btw- what's the deal with UCL's gym having a little "women's section" with weights that's in a dark corner where there are no mirrors? I have a lot more muscle on my body that I wanna admire in the mirror than many of the little body builder wannabies. Thus I went over to the "Men's section" with my weights to take up space for them. Just to prove my point. Bitches. Men always think they're all that even when they're not.
Decided to go to Tesco for a little treat. Among other things I ended up buying four doughnuts and three different cheeses.
You probably see where this is going. Some days are just, you know, days when you need doughnuts and cheese.
Tonight it's just you and me, baby...

"ARE YOU GONNA CRYYYYY?"
Also, I managed to upset an American guy when I said that there's always the possibility of splitting maternity leave 50/50 between the parents. He didn't think it was a good idea at all and looked really confused at the same time as he looked as if he was going to cry. Also, he said that something like that would be "impossible." However he didn't elaborate on WHY this would be so impossible. Quite entertaining, really. Since I know that it's not impossible at all.
Managed to drag my ass to the gym, then bought a cupcake immediately after so now I feel bad. Had lunch with Dagny, Sissel and Francesca at Prezzo. Spaghetti Carbonara makes any Monday better. Mm.
My Man's currently on holiday, so he keeps sending me up- dates about what it's like at the pool/ beach/ shopping street. I'm not bitter at all. (That's why I had to buy the cupcake in the first place. I feel sad about not being at the beach.)

FRIDAY BRUNCH WITH PETE


MY LIFE CRISIS
Completely seriously though, I think it's a love- hate relationship for us all. Obviously more love, since we're still holding on to it for dear life. But what's the deal with everyone in the law world telling you, no matter what career you want to pursue after the LLB...
- You won't have a social life. (As if it matters, we gave that up 3,5 years ago.)
- You won't have time for your family.
- It's really expensive.
- It's difficult to get a job.
- If you don't get a job, you're stuck with all the debt.
- Hardly anyone gets through. If you get through, only 50% get a job.
- "Do you want to look like me? See how tired I am?"
Why cant people just shut up sometimes? We KNOW it's hard, but we're still here. Can you please say SOMETHING positive??? Oh dear.
So- on my way back home, caught in my life crisis thoughts, I bumped into Lena the German who was coming over to our place to watch Gossip Girl. Luckily she and Ise had a life crisis too. So we moaned together on the sofa ("where are our lives going??? Oh my God I feel so OOOOLLLLLLLD" (we're all 21- 22. Hm.)), and then we went and bought a shameful amount of chocolate, cookies and Pringles and teamed it up with an amazing cake that Fran and Ise had made earlier. Together with Gossip Girl the pain slowly went away.


A GOOD GIRL'S LUNCH


I DIDN'T KNOW THAT AFTERNOON COFFEE COMES WITH A MANPIG ON THE SIDE
- Where are you from?
- Sweden.
- Ahhh! Of course, blue eyes, beautiful hair. [Just for the record: all scandis have experienced this at some point. To all guys: THIS NEVER WORKS. BECAUSE THE WAY YOU SAY IT IS SLEEZY.]
- Thank you.
[...]
- So, do you have any Swedish parties that we could go to?
- No.
- Invite us to a party! I'm a photographer! [Ding ding warning bell] and my friend's a barrister in employment law, he's at the top of the top, the best of the best! What are you doing in London darling? Partying?
- I'm actually doing a masters in law.
- Really??
- Yes, really. In women's and children's rights.
- [All three laugh loudly.] Haha aaaah women have rights huh??? Good stuff darling, good stuff.
That's one of the reasons that I love what I'm doing right now. Because every day, I get new proof of why it's so important.
Oh, and a tip- when you're scandi, and a guy like this tries to ask you for your number, I've noticed that the most efficient way to get out of it is by 1. pretend like you don't understand the language since you're foreign, and 2. show him the picture of your boyfriend on your desktop. Then laugh at him and leave.

THE COFFEE GIRL IS JUDGING ME
Coffee- girl: "A panini?"
Me: "Yes. To eat in please."
CG: "But it's just 8, and there's chicken in it."
Me: "I know. I'm hungry."
CG: "Are you sure you want it toasted?"
Me: "Isn't that the point with paninis?"
Seriously. You should have seen the look she gave me. I got judged in Starbucks. Because I have chicken for breakfast.

MICROWAVE- SKILLS?
Conclusion: I suck.
HIGH ON LIFE. JOKES.
I'm so excited.

CALL ANTON.

A PROUD FRIFRI MOMENT





"YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER ALESSANDRO, OR SHE'LL LEAVE YOU FOR AN ITALIAN BOY! CIAO"
- My darling, Alessandro is really nice boy. But you know, get to know him before marriage. Then you can get a house. And if you get angry with him, you can stay here for the night, I have extra bed.
I so leave the Poli residence tipsy from Amaretto and enriched by Nana- tips about life, as Nana shouts after My Man
"You take good care of her Alessandro, or she'll leave you for Italian boy! I'm telling you! Take good care! Ok Ciao!
We then went to the park to play with Callum and Millie, Alessandro's gorgeous nephew and niece. Or well, in the end we were pretty much the ones playing while they were watching. But I guess that's what happens when you're a big baby on the inside hehe


BIRTHDAY BOY
Plus- what do you wear for these things anyway?


EVERYONE NEEDS SOME MACKINNON IN THEIR LIFES

"WE DON'T NEED TICKETS. I'M CHUCK BASS."
"You don't need tickets. I'm Alex McCutcheon."
Oh.oh.oh.

BIATCH BACK IN BUSINESS
OMG. I'm such a geek. I'm getting startstruck at the Institute of Advanced Legal Studies because I've seen TWO academics that I think are awesome. This is apparently THE place to be if you wanna stalk law- people that you admire. OMG. I'm so sad. But whatever, geek and proud!
As you can see, once more my ass has been placed in the law library. Oh yeeees. Let the fun begin. Hopefully it'll take a while before I need my ass- pillow. (During exam- time this spring my ass started hurting so much from sitting down all the time that I had to bring a pillow to the library and sleep on my belly for like 2- 3 weeks. Much to Miss Ellen's (my fellow scandi and study buddy) amusement.)
People, the biatch is back in business.
Ps. Was caught posing for my webcam by a girl who probably things I'm the dumbest person on earth. Good times, good times.


OH NEJ.

OUT AND ABOUT IN PETERBOROUGH TOWN
Conclusion: Italians are awesome. And so is vodka.



WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH FIFA ANYWAY?
- Frida, eh, are you gonna move over to the desk soon?
- Why?
- Well, Anton's coming. And we're gonna play FIFA so we're gonna need the bed.
- What do you mean, it's a King size? Can't I still sit here?
- Well, I guess... but we're gonna go into FIFA mode, you know... we're gonna need space...
OMFG. What's the deal with FIFA anyway? My Man's been playing it for an hour already, screaming, waving and making inappropriate gestures. The good thing is that I don't really need to interact, as long as I say "You're the Man", "you're such a LAD" or "wow, that's really impressive" he won't even notice that I'm not even in the same room. Oh dear. Boys with toys.
Oh, and by the way. Apparently I know watch Formula 1 on Sundays. So my style, ja?
THE DEFINITION OF STRUGGS
So. Now. What outfits do you bring for a weekend in Peterborough when your Man can't give you any straight answers to what exactly you'll be doing? I'm very struggs. And I sort of wanna kill myself.

DD'S GOT COOKING SKILLS


LONDON MORNING RUSH HOUR
OMFG. I’d completely forgotten how absolutely traumatic this is. I was literally stuck between one man’s armpit (smelly), a woman’s boobs and another man’s butt on the tube for 35 minutes. Before that I was waiting for the bus for 15 minutes since none of them felt like stopping. Apparently they had better things to do, plans which didn’t involve me. FML.
HOW TO SHOP BEFORE RECEIVING YOUR STUDENT LOAN

TEA WITH MY LADIES

It looks as if I'm hugging the packet of biscuits and never intend to let go. I'd like to point out that I'm in fact holding a tea cup behind it. Even someone like me has limits.

UCL, BABY! =)
First day of my LLM, I’m très excited ;) I have no idea what my first day’s gonna be like since the information that I’m supposed to have received hasn’t reached me (or Dagny, or Yarin). But there’s some sort of rumor that we’re supposed to be in at 9.15, so I guess I should just go with that. Am off to meet Dagny for a quick morning coffee and mental preparation, convincing each other that we're not out of our mind who decide to punish ourselves physically and mentally by doing a LLM. Bring it! ;D
A LIFE OF SIN

My Man and an amazing lasagna- starter



GIRLS' DINNER
Since all the ERASMUS people are now officially back in town, we all went for a really nice dinner at Texas Embassy at Trafalgar Square (recommended by Vodka Dagny- she who knows all the good places to be ;)). One main consisted of two burritos, one wrap (beef) and one taco shell with- beef. Enough meat even for me... 24 hrs later I still feel full even though I just ate half of it, that’s value for money baby! You’ve gotta like a challenge.
Deborah And Sissel Aka Debs/ Double D and Kexet
Me and Ise the flatmate aka Senorita
Dagny and Victoria
Ioanna and Lena