I DIDN'T KNOW THAT AFTERNOON COFFEE COMES WITH A MANPIG ON THE SIDE
Three guys in their 25- 30's just sat down next to me in the coffee- shop.
- Where are you from?
- Sweden.
- Ahhh! Of course, blue eyes, beautiful hair. [Just for the record: all scandis have experienced this at some point. To all guys: THIS NEVER WORKS. BECAUSE THE WAY YOU SAY IT IS SLEEZY.]
- Thank you.
[...]
- So, do you have any Swedish parties that we could go to?
- No.
- Invite us to a party! I'm a photographer! [Ding ding warning bell] and my friend's a barrister in employment law, he's at the top of the top, the best of the best! What are you doing in London darling? Partying?
- I'm actually doing a masters in law.
- Really??
- Yes, really. In women's and children's rights.
- [All three laugh loudly.] Haha aaaah women have rights huh??? Good stuff darling, good stuff.
That's one of the reasons that I love what I'm doing right now. Because every day, I get new proof of why it's so important.
Oh, and a tip- when you're scandi, and a guy like this tries to ask you for your number, I've noticed that the most efficient way to get out of it is by 1. pretend like you don't understand the language since you're foreign, and 2. show him the picture of your boyfriend on your desktop. Then laugh at him and leave.
- Where are you from?
- Sweden.
- Ahhh! Of course, blue eyes, beautiful hair. [Just for the record: all scandis have experienced this at some point. To all guys: THIS NEVER WORKS. BECAUSE THE WAY YOU SAY IT IS SLEEZY.]
- Thank you.
[...]
- So, do you have any Swedish parties that we could go to?
- No.
- Invite us to a party! I'm a photographer! [Ding ding warning bell] and my friend's a barrister in employment law, he's at the top of the top, the best of the best! What are you doing in London darling? Partying?
- I'm actually doing a masters in law.
- Really??
- Yes, really. In women's and children's rights.
- [All three laugh loudly.] Haha aaaah women have rights huh??? Good stuff darling, good stuff.
That's one of the reasons that I love what I'm doing right now. Because every day, I get new proof of why it's so important.
Oh, and a tip- when you're scandi, and a guy like this tries to ask you for your number, I've noticed that the most efficient way to get out of it is by 1. pretend like you don't understand the language since you're foreign, and 2. show him the picture of your boyfriend on your desktop. Then laugh at him and leave.
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