SWEDISH PEOPLE <3 THE SMÖRGÅS
Whenever I'm in Sweden I always try to catch up on my Smörgås- intake. I really feel like eating Smörgås the way we eat it is something particularly Scandinavian... it just isn't like the English Sandwich. The Swedish Smörgås is special. And you eat it anytime, all the time. Here are some of my favourite variations:
The Herring and Cheese Smörgås
The "Prickig Korv" aka "Sausage with dots" Smörgås
The Smoked Salmon with Hovmästarsås (like... a mustardy sauce?) Smörgås
The liver paté with salted cucumber Smörgås, together with the boiled egg with Kalles Kaviar Smörgås
Swedish people <3 the Smörgås!
The "Prickig Korv" aka "Sausage with dots" Smörgås
The Smoked Salmon with Hovmästarsås (like... a mustardy sauce?) Smörgås
The liver paté with salted cucumber Smörgås, together with the boiled egg with Kalles Kaviar Smörgås
Swedish people <3 the Smörgås!
SKINNY LIARS
You know how people say "Oh, dark chocolate is SO GREAT because you can have just like, one piece and then you feel both full and satisfied." These people just make me wanna punch them in the face. Skinny liars. Sure, I feel fuller- but since when did that stop anyone (apart from maybe Kate Moss) from having more?
FML.COM
They WERE taco shells... I mean REALLY??? What is WRONG with me?! They almost caught fire!
MISS FRIFRI'S EXAM SURVIVAL KIT
I've fled London for Sweden so I can isolate myself a month before the exams. And yes, it's just as depressing as it sounds! Luckily I'm behind on some other funnier blog posts so I can entertain you with that while I'm here, in the forest where there's still SNOW. Yes, SNOW! And not just, like 2 cm snow. 40 CM SNOW!! Luckily it's mostly around our house, and as soon as you get a bit further into the town there's just some snow here and there... But still! FML!
For other people in my position, or just generally in a crap position of a different nature, I'm now gonna share some important parts of my Exam Survival Kit:
Vitamin C (for obvious reasons- no time for any kind of illness), dry shampoo (in case you get depressed and don't feel like washing your hair- usually happens about 2 weeks in), Paracetamol (for stress- related pains; ex. migraine, stomackache...), the Green Garnier pen (so you look like a normal person rather than a freakin' panda), pink nail polish (nothing more depressing than crap nails on a crap day), Miss FriFri's super- pills (when I sit down a lot, my stomach swells until I look 6 months pregnant. Like, seriously. These pills take it away- thank yoooou), new sweatpants (comfortable but still tight enough so that you won't be tempted to comfort eat too much), a pillow (to sit on. Last year I think I might've hurt my butt during the exam period, it was like the circulation stopped and it hurt like a bitch so I had to sleep on my belly for like 1,5 week), Marabou Dark Mint Chocolate (again, for obvious reasons.)
For other people in my position, or just generally in a crap position of a different nature, I'm now gonna share some important parts of my Exam Survival Kit:
Vitamin C (for obvious reasons- no time for any kind of illness), dry shampoo (in case you get depressed and don't feel like washing your hair- usually happens about 2 weeks in), Paracetamol (for stress- related pains; ex. migraine, stomackache...), the Green Garnier pen (so you look like a normal person rather than a freakin' panda), pink nail polish (nothing more depressing than crap nails on a crap day), Miss FriFri's super- pills (when I sit down a lot, my stomach swells until I look 6 months pregnant. Like, seriously. These pills take it away- thank yoooou), new sweatpants (comfortable but still tight enough so that you won't be tempted to comfort eat too much), a pillow (to sit on. Last year I think I might've hurt my butt during the exam period, it was like the circulation stopped and it hurt like a bitch so I had to sleep on my belly for like 1,5 week), Marabou Dark Mint Chocolate (again, for obvious reasons.)
