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I also managed to successfully hold Loke without accidentally killing or hurting him, which is something that for instance grandma would refuse to believe. Turns out that MissFriFri might not be so hopeless after all.  I also noticed that I got caught in the whole miracle- of- life- thing, but how couldn't you? When listening to the mandatory giving birth- story it was great to hear someone say that it actually went really well and that they had fun with the whole thing (until the proper pains started, obviously and there was more screaming...) Made me think of this party Stephanie and I went to a couple of summers ago where many of the guests had babies and we had to listen to at least three horror stories about broken vagingles until we looked at each other in horror and disgust and got horrificly drunk to make it all go away.

I found it quite funny that Hot Mama's boyfriend nearly fainted two times which meant that the doctors and nurses had to try and find him a chair etc while she's the one squeezing out the actual watermelon. Men. I say, I say...


Hot Mama is my role model when it comes to Mama- hotness. This is how fresh I wanna look like when and if I ever have two children. So I asked her for some hot- mama tips for future reference or for you guys now (who knows, one of you readers might be about to pop one any day now?) As one might suspect being in good shape pre- pregnancy, working out during and after seems to be key. And to eat healthy during and not starting to give in to pregnancy cravings. (In other words: Dagny, you and I'd be fucked from the start.) Hot Mama also wants to remind us that you CANNOT do lounges with weights two weeks after giving birth. It's forbidden since it's dangerous. (Which she realized after she'd been on it for a few days, determined to get into one of her leopard- print dresses.) Hot Mama's très determined.