I MEAN.... REALLY?!
I always laugh at these covers and articles where it says that curves are back. Mostly because the "curvy" people usually look like this: still teeny tiny and as if they might possibly and temporarily be a bit swollen (PMS maybe? Or perhaps they actually had lunch today?) I mean I'm sorry but it's just ridiculous to call this curves. It's made even more hilarious by the fact that Courtney Cox seems to be doing some kind of panic- crunches on the beach. (Which is probably also why she looks like she's a bit juicier than normal- she's CRUNCHING.)
Personally I don't think that curves will be back until we (the non- celebrity women) decide that they are. So yesterday I decided that they were and celebrated by eating some Nutella with a spoon. The boobs don't feed themselves, you know.
I'm also a firm believer in the fact that a real curvy gal isn't afraid of the proper Monday Morning Breakfast. A crucial factor for a good start to the week!
I give you the morning pleasure of: fruit tea, greek yoghurt with mango, kiwi, nuts and raisins, Swedish crisp bread with cottage cheese and peppers and finally a boiled egg on organic rye omega 3 golden linsed bread.
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