ALEX PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN
I arrived to Peterborough on Thursday still in a state of shock after my exam time table was made official and it turns out that I have all my four exams in the first 6 days. So I did the only right thing: asked the boyfriend for sympathy.
- Alex, I thought that I maybe I can massage your shoulders so that you know exactly how I want you to massage MY shoulders.
- So typical you, you just want the benefit of it! Selfish!
- But I can't move my neeeeck! And Anton said that you can massage me (Anton's one of Alex's friends and a very good physio).
- You can't just demand things from me! Enough is enough.
[...]
- Alex can I get a glass of water please?
- *Grunting*
- But you're standing by the cupboard anyway!
- Oh I'm on my way!
This is what I got.
So, girls, what have we learnt from this? When you want something from your man, you have to use babysteps. I repeat: babysteps. Otherwise it's bound to backfire. The man ego can't handle a faster pace. This time it backfired with a sherry glass.
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