YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN THE US WHEN...
... you've had beer from a keg. (Yes! I drank BEER! From a KEG! And I actually quite liked it.)
... you get called "the European". And the person who calls you "the European" thinks that Europe is a country where everyone speaks one language- "European."
... your haircolour is considered "exotic."
... you've watched an American Football college game. (Where you're offered beer from a beer keg.)
... your sister's friend's car is as big as an actual truck.
... the police stops you when you're carrying a bag of alcohol to check your I.D to make sure that you're 21. And they're angry with you before they've even seen it.
... you can get a manicure AND pedicure for $35.
... you realise that in the US most people still seem to think that most Swedish people are pornstars.
... you order a burrito. You take the leftovers home and it's enough for FOUR meals.
... people think that I, of all people, have a BRITISH accent. And absolutely no twang at all. And they ask if I can teach them the British accent.
... numerous people try to convince you that Obama is in fact an evil communist.
... there's plenty of advertising for different guns. Often emphasising how easy it is to get one, and with relaxing and happy music in the background.
... people ask you why you're not wearing flipflops when you're at the club. Since it's so much more comfortable.
... you consider buying a baseball cap since it seems "so convenient" to just put on when you leave your house. (Until Emma stares at you in horror and tell you off...)
... You're told by a dietist that coke isn't bad for you. Although you might have had too much if you get a stomackache.
