MUMMY EVA: "I SEE EVERYTHING, I KNOW EVERYTHING"
Mummy Eva can be scary but is also fabulous in so many ways. She advised me to make myself a big cup of tea, some nice food and try to imagine that I'm in my "fabulous zone" even though really I'm just studying in my bed. She also said that I should use my hot pink sheets and go into a mindset where I feel smart and awesome. I'm gonna do that. Right now.
(She's 53 by the way and almost looks younger than me. Biatch!)

AN ANGRY MISS FRIFRI WITH BOXING GLOVES

I had coffee with Dagny and Sissel, which helped me to regain my will to live. (Today's just one of those days, you know? When your desk is absolutely covered in work and your life's a mess in general.) I tried to do a little pick- me- up by watching Swedish Hollywood wifes earlier (Swedish women who've married rich men in LA and are housewifes. Sort of the opposite of being the face of girl- power but extremely entertaining! And light.)
I'm gonna work super hard now. And then do my nails. I'm thinking red.
SWEDEN AND TOO SMALL HOTPANTS
I think I might have to go for an IKEA trip too for some Swedish food. I think that's the only way that I'm going to survive December.



Oh, and also- two things that left me confused today:
1. When did it get fashionable to wear shorts at the gym that are so small that parts of your buttcheeks are hanging out? I don't understand. Suddenly they're everywhere. I'm all for showing off what you have, and wearing a little bit of hot pant when you work out just adds to the glam and hotness level of it all. But I DON'T want to see anyone's buttcheeks. Especially not when they're a bit saggy. It makes me sad. And a bit shocked. Today for instance, suddenly they were just there, right in front of me. I wasn't prepared!
2. I spent 3 hours on public transport today due to the tube strike. And this is going to sound so bitchy, but... people smell really weird. Am I just very sensitive? I mean honestly. Everyone knew a tube strike was on today. Thus everyone knows that you'll have to stand packed like sardines next to each other. Thus you take a shower. I made an effort! I smelled fabulous. All thanks to Soap and Glory.
TUBE STRIKE
Oh, on a positive note- Wagner finally left X factor yesterday. Never again will the sweaty middle- aged man with weird earrings try to get my attention on a Saturday night. The future's bright!

THE GATEWAY TO FATVILLE AND WINTER WONDERLAND





LINNEA LOVIN'



Alexander who she's staying with joined in later on for some drinks- so much fun since I haven't seen him since we finished International Baccalaureate. (Gaah, is it really 4,5 years ago now? CRAZY!) He's doing his phd in psychology now, how cool is that?? AND- he now has short hair and not shoulder- length like he used to. And he didn't wear a poncho either! Felt very difficult to get used to.

After discussing psychology, gender- issues and how many years it would take until men can actually give birth (Alexander informed us about something that I didn't know before, that apparently from a medical perspective men can now be seen to carry a child through a pregnancy just as well as a woman- the only problem is how to get the child out in a safe manner... this could turn VERY intersting, will there be preggers men walking around soon?) we also bitched about how Stockholm brats seem to lately have invaded the previously safe London. They come in groups, have the same clothes, the same hairstyles and the same haircolours. And they all think that they're IT. (It's so funny when they realize two weeks after that they definitely aren't it and that nobody cares. Ah. I love that moment so much. Oh, you know as Dr Cox in Scrubs says, something like "I love this moment so much I wanna have sex with this moment so that we can have little baby moments together.") Honestly though, is it just us or have you guys noticed too? They're EVERYWHERE! And it's not the good kind of Stockholmers! (They exist too, of course.)

DEAR LORD, IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME SKINNY...

I mean seriously. Have we met?

MY FIGHT AGAINST THE LAW- ASS
Ok, this is the deal. When you have to study this much, it means that you have to sit on your ass quite a lot. And I imagine that this makes my ass go flat. Which nobody wants. Also, before exams last spring I came to a point where (to my study buddies Ellen, Dagny, Adamos and Marcus' amusement) started to get so much pain in my butt from sitting down that I had to 1. sleep on my stomach for a week 2. bring an "ass- pillow" to the library to sit on to be able to sit at all 3. take little walks around the QM campus every 45 minutes to get some kind of blood circulation going.
I don't want this to happen again. Therefore, I have a plan. I'm thinking that if I can add on some more muscle to my fabulous behind, make it a bit more.... meaty, perhaps that could prevent the law- ass syndrome (a flat butt) and me having to use an ass pillow once again.
In other words I've gone into some sort of squats- obsession. Wide squats, narrow squats, any kind of squats that I can think of. In May, I'll let you know if it worked.


I NEED TO GET A TIARA

I've spent my morning panic reaeding for my women's rights class at 11, which means that my head is spinning and I don't understand anything. After meeting Sissel for coffee and taking a little trip to the gym (as you can see I'm already in my gym outfit so that I'll FORCE myself to go after class), this afternoon I will attempt to cook something. Stay tuned, that could turn very interesting. Granny is alredy worried. (I called her and asked for a recipie and she seemed to have the same amount of faith in me as she would've had if I had said that I was gonna become an astronaut.)
Have a great day my lovelies!
"I'M YOUR FUTURE PM, BIATCH!"
Oh, and by the way- the little sexy disco- hot pants are for a 3- year old girl. I'm Swedish and not even I approve of that!
If I ever get a daughter, from the moment she's born she's gonna wear a cool jumpsuit saying something along the lines of "I'm your future PM, biatch!" rather than some fairy/ ballet dancer crap. Eeeek. (For the Swedes: PM= Prime Minister.)
All pictures below from PRIMARK's children's collection...





The week in summary- waking up every day in a pile of chocolate wrappers
Please accept MissFriFri’s apologies for not having blogged for a week. I was going to somewhere in between eating the 2 kg Quality Street box of chocolate, laying on my floor reading human rights articles and attempting runs (read: rolls) in the park but simply found it too overwhelming. It’s just November and the LLM is seriously getting to me already!
So this is the past week in a few sentences….
· Me and My Man went to visit Stamford on Sunday, ate fish and chips and, as I expressed it, “strolled around in the cute little village and looked at all the cute little shops.” My Man kept correcting and reminding me that Stamford is a TOWN, not a village. I guess that four and a half years of Oxford Street madness changes your perspective on things.
· On Monday I had my neurotic day of the week. (You’ve probably noticed by now that I always have AT LEAST one of those.) I was suddenly overcome with LLM- fear, stared at my laptop for 3 hours and then ate half a box of Quality Street chocolate in my bed, fell asleep and woke up in a pile of wrappers. A very classy moment for MissFriFri.
· Tuesday: we discussed domestic violence in class. One of the few guys on our gender course wanted to become friends with me since I “don’t seem like a crazy man- hater” and since he doesn’t feel like I “hate him.” Aww isn’t that sweet! I went to the gym and managed to push through 45 minutes of crosstraining through sheer willpower. Felt faint afterwards. Ate more quality street chocolate. Had a very productive study- evening.
· Wednesday: the challenge. In the middle of a week where I’ve mostly felt like hiding under the covers for the winter, sleep through it and come back with new powers in the spring, I had promised Misha to write an article for the QM and King’s student journal about why it’s a good idea- and fun- to do a LLM. Managed to power through when Misha said that I look like a future CEO in my graduation picture. Went for a manicure to cheer myself up, French manicure nails have now changed into dark purple nails (according to My Man they’re goth- nails, according to me they’re stylish nails.)
· Thursday: hello Peterborough! Had a really nice meal at an Indian restaurant on Thursday evening with My Man, Bianca and Remo (I think it was called something like the Bombay Brasserie..?) Very good food- but it took two hours before we got it. Nearly fainted. We discussed XFactor and whether Remo should be in a reality show. (I would definitely watch a reality show like that!)
I have now spent the entire Friday in Starbucks working HARD to get some ideas for my dissertation and have actually gotten somewhere. By the way, the Peterborough Starbucks is probably the best one that I have been to so far- they started giving me free lattes because they thought I was working so hard! Being a geek is FINALLY paying off. Yessssss!
Me and My Man practically fell like our brains are striking after a Friday of hard work, so are having some pizza in bed while watching Scrubs. Perhaps not the most glamorous option, but extremely necessary. Hello cheese!
BIRTHDAY GIRL
Here are some pictures from Gillian's (My Man's sister) surprise birthday party yesterday, an evening filled with Kylie Minogue and cider. Me, My Man, Sabrina, Addy, Sophie and Arno were the cool kids in the corner, eating all the food and snacks. Speaking of which, I'm now off to the gym with My Man to get rid of the croissent.(s...)


Birthday girl to the right =)


HOW MUCH BOOB IS TOO MUCH BOOB?
Today's Dilemma: it's My Man's sister's birthday and all my outfit options do show quite a bit of boob. How much boob is too much boob when you're at a gathering where there are BOTH parents, friends, possibly children and Man? How would you compromise? I very rarely compromise Boob. (I generally say that more is more.) But this time even I feel rather unsure.

Question: Did my accent get worse? Three people have asked me if I'm American today, in a row and within 15 mins. That's a record even for me. Usually there's at least someone who thinks that I might be Irish or South African. Or Polish.
<3 MRS M

I GOT DISTRACTED BY MY NEUROTIC SIDE
You see, I got distracted yesterday by my neurotic side when I tried on a dress that I haven't worn since September and felt like it was tighter now than before. After rocking back and forth in agony, calling my sister and brother to show them my belly in profile on web cam asking if I gained weight and finally calling mum to ask her whether she thought I might be allergic to milk products (she showed no mercy and simply said no, you probably just eat more since you're studying again), I decided to hide the rest of the Swedish sweets for now and welcome morning runs/ power- walks back into my life. And of course, the famous morning smoothie (my brother's recipie). I went to body pump on Monday for the first time in months and could hardly walk on Tuesday or Wednesday, I literally had to swing myself onto the bus and sort of slide down the stairs in the law faculty rather than walk while moaning from the pain. (You know when your legs hurt so much that it almost feels like they got shorter?) Anyway, I think my thighs are yet again ready for a light run. No squats today though or somebody's gonna have to come and rescue me from the park.
The rain is pouring down miserably and it's windy. But weather conditions will never come between MissFriFri and fabulousness.

DAGS BROUGHT GIFTS!!

I then half ran home from my late class to watch Gossip Girl with flatmates Ise and Fran. I don't wanna ruin anything for people who haven't seen the episode, but let's just say that Ise and I screamed out loud several times. Will not reveal if it was out of happiness, shock, frustration or disgust. Or all of them. OMG. Chuck and Blair. I love you so much. Why aren't you real? (And yes, I know that's a sad thing to say. But I don't care.)

MUMMY EVA MADNESS
The next day (and all days she was here) Mummy Eva woke up at 6.45. Since I refused to get up earlier than 8 she told me that I could sleep and she'd keep herself busy. And if she did. I woke up at 7.45 from her telling me to get out of bed so that she could move it to the other side of the room. In this short hour, Mummy Eva had managed to empty my wardrobe, my clothes rack and my bookself. She'd moved everything into the living room and completely re- arranged my room. Although I was in a little bit of a shock, I had to admit it looked a lot better. She then went on to re- organize my drawers.
The weekend mostly consisted of shopping, and mainly for my brother who'd been very specific in what boots, jackets and sweaters that he wanted. Since me and Mummy Eva are both very fond of the Art of Shopping we managed to justify her buying three pairs of ankle boots (for instance, two of them were in different shades of brown). Unfortunately my dad was not at all impressed with my arguments.

Mummy Eva getting a manicure while I'm studying... =P

I tried one of Starbucks' Christmas coffees, the one with toffee and hazelnut. Mum punished me by not letting me have a cookie...

My mum's hairdresser's awesome arms =D

Some Westfields shopping...


You know, this brownie doesn't look too bad with the cream. But I'd like to point out that it was super- dry. And that this place was full of chocolate cheesecakes and different amazing desserts with everything you can imagine. And mum picks a dry brownie. To share. Oh crap. (The day before she picked a biscuit to share rather than an amazing chocolate mousse.)

FRIFRI GOES GEEK(IER)
Am however struggling with some of the readings since I get too upset/ angry. I decided to take a break when I started crying on the tube when I was reading an extremely detailed extract about FGM (female genital mutilation). This whole thing with distancing myself from work has never really been my thing. (Actually I had a mentor when I was 17 who said that I shouldn't go to law school since I'm a woman and would become too emotional, so I could never be as good a lawyer as a man would be. Naturally, this pissed me off so much that I was pretty much willing to do it just to prove him wrong. Hm, perhaps I should send him an e- mail and thank him. Nah.) I mean sure, I got emotional from reading about FGM. But on the other hand, if he read about getting his penis chopped off with a piece of glass when 8 years old, without anaesthetic, then sewing everything together and tying is legs together and holding him still for 15 days on a table for it to heal then he probably would get emotional too. So I'm gonna go ahead and decide that it's a sign of dedication to what I'm doing and being normal instead, ja?

THE DUDDAS
This Wednesday's girl- lunch was Thai food at Basamba (I think that's what it was called..?) And wooo we finally got to meet Debs' little sister Milena who's in Ldn for the weekend. She's as fab as a new issue of Vogue and as sweet as a lollipop ;) I'm still bitter I couldn't come with them on their Primark trip uhhh

Tonight- the arrival of Mummy Eva. That's right people, she's BACK. The weekend should turn out to be rather interesting...
I NEVER CARED MUCH FOR PEOPLE ON POWER- TRIPS.
I on the other hand voiced the opinion that to learn better and for a long- term purpose, to actually get interested in the subject rather than dreading it and to get past the short- term goal of just doing well in your exam something else might be preferable. A good teacher is the teacher who knows and can distinguish between the student that needs to be "scared" to work better and the student next to her who might need a completely different tool to get motivated- such as positive feedback. And then acts accordingly. After all, isn't the point to give people the confidence to express their opinions and get better at what they do?
However, my lecturer laughed at this and said that "Well, perhaps what you prefer is a question of gender." Unfortunately he didn't want to elaborate on why that would be the case. Probably because it isn't. Just a shame for the guys that I know that don't actually like the Socratic method at all. But I guess they're just being girls. Plus they wouldn't ever tell anyone else anyway, so...
And at a more general level, I never cared much for people on power- trips. When you pay £9000 in tuition fees I think that's enough of a scare tactic...

SUNDAY SHOPPING



DINNER AND A TIRED FRIFRI
We then went home, ate a tub of ice cream and fell asleep at 10.30. Ahh. Crazy couple.


Sleepy (and slightly hungover) Miss FriFri